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The Rose Revived

When May teams up with Sally and Harriet, it is the best day’s work she’s ever done.

Each of them needs money, badly. Which is why they are reduced to working for Quality Cleaners under the watchful eye of ‘Slimeball’ Slater. When they discover it is them being taken to the cleaners, they set up as an independent team. And that is when things really begin to take off.

With more lucrative jobs coming in, they soon find that they are able to take the first steps towards freedom and independence. For May that means paying the mooring fees for her adored houseboat. Harriet can take art classes and reveal her gift for painting, and Sally can save up for a place of her own. But while they are making a success of their working lives, they risk overlooking the romantic possibilities they have created …

Chapter One

May’s Doc Martens tripped over the step and brought her into a small room which smelt of stale cigarette smoke. Five women, all apparently bored out of their minds, looked up at her and then looked away.

‘Hi!’ said May. ‘Is this right for Quality Cleaners?’

One of the women nodded. She had two-tone hair and obviously knew her way round a vacuum cleaner. ‘There’s a pile of application forms over there. You have to fill one in.’

‘Blimey,’ said May, picking one up. ‘It’s long.’

‘Yeah,’ said the woman. ‘You have to push it under the door when you’ve finished.’

‘Oh. How unusual.’ May didn’t carry a handbag, but she patter her pockets hopefully. ‘Um, has anyone got a pen I could borrow?’

No one moved for a moment, then one of the women, who was about the same age as May, put down her book. May recognized it as one on the Booker Prize shortlist. ‘I have. Here.’ The girl rummaged in an ancient shoulder-bag and produced a fountain pen.

May regarded her more closely. What sort of cleaner – or potential cleaner – read proper books and wrote with a fountain pen? She was berating herself for stereotyping cleaners when she noticed a new-looking holdall under the girl’s chair, as well as a soft-topped suitcase and small vanity case. Another time, May would have been intrigued as to why anyone would bring luggage to an interview, but for now she was too concerned with filling in the form for idle speculation. She smiled at the girl and took the pen.

‘Thanks.’

May’s block capitals were inclined to let her down on forms, but she made a special effort with this one. She needed the job so badly. Well-paid, unskilled jobs were as rare as rubies – and to May, infinitely more precious.

When at last she’d devised answers for almost all of the many questions, she returned the pen. She gave her an I’m-friendly-please-talk-to-me kind of smile, but the girl’s lips just flickered and she went back to her book. The chance of conversation gone, May settled back to inspect the competition.

There was the woman who had shown her the forms, older than May, possibly too old to fulfil the ad’s ‘young and enthusiastic’ criterion. There was a mother with a toddler on her lap, who was undoubtedly young, but whose dark circles under her eyes and totally worn-out expression seemed to make her lacking in the enthusiasm department.

There was the girl who’d lent her the pen. She was young, obviously intelligent, but, in her navy-blue-suit, little pearl earrings and black velvet headband, looked far too ladylike to be applying for a job as a cleaner.

Still, I hardly look the part myself, though May, for the first time giving her own clothes a critical appraisal. She had put on her best pair of dungarees, the ones with only a tiny splatter of blue paint on them, and her jumper was clean, if a bit baggy at the sleeves. Her Doc Martens, worn with scarlet socks were quite shiny.

She sighed regretfully. She didn’t have any of her smarter, more conventional clothes on her boat, and had rushed to the interview almost as soon as she had spotted the advertisement. It had been on one of the sheets of newspaper she was about to light the stove with, and although May was not superstitious, it had seemed as if fate was offering her a helping hand. She had leapt on to the Tube before all the ‘opportunities to be part of a team’ were taken. But even in the right clothes she felt she had little chance of convincing this ‘new branch of an established business’ that she could get a grip of that stubborn limescale.

No, if the advertiser had any sense, he’d employ the remaining two women who had competent expressions and the sort of clothes which fitted naturally under nylon overalls. You could tell, just by looking at them, that they could dismantle a rebellious cistern and have it working before you could say ‘Harpic’.

Cover Illustration: Mary Claire Smith; Calligraphy: Stephen Raw

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